I Hate Fucking Cocky Indians.

Too lazy to get my ass out of bed this morning, so i skipped 2 hours of Business Statistics tutorial. Then went to school for IT in Business. So far, i passed all my tests. And this brings me to a topic which makes me fucking angry.

His name is Nikhil S/O Afuckingsmellymoneychanger. He is just a motherfucking arrogant Roti Prata. He got 56/100 for his test and he said "considering that I never study, I did well." Fucking arrogant bastard. Go to my Facebook and find him. Flame his Facebook or if you see him, fucking spit in his fucking face and rip his motherfucking head off and feed it to the dogs.

Don't wanna talk more about him. Fuck him. If he disturbs me, i will make chocolate milkshake out of you by fucking grinding you with a chainsaw.

School Reopens.

School sucked big time today. All the teachers were all suffering from andropause/menopause. My Business Communication tutor just started rambling some shit and she was just fucking naggy. So, my friends and I spent a good amount of time while she was nagging to discuss something funny. We were debating whether she was really pregnant of its just her fats. After a very intense discussion, we came to a conclusion. She was having menopause cause when she went to the doc to take a look at her little baby in her stomach, it turns out that there was no baby inside, it was just a stomach full of shit. Now, this explains why she was crapping for 20 minutes. Nothing much happened after that.

Went to PS to play some drums as i was feeling bored. Its good to hear that Lam was getting better. Hope you recover soon!

Pinnacle+BBQ

Saturday:

Reached West Coast Park at 7+ in the morning. Ivan and I went to take our shirts and stuff. Started the race at 8+, and we started the race. 20 plus minutes into the race, we were asked to turn back and we then realised we all ran the wrong way. KANNINABEICHAOCHEEBYEHONGKANFUCKINGROTIPRATAGUAILAN.

We ran for 20 odd fucking minutes and now you tell us that we ran the wrong way and asked us to open our eyes and look around. Fuck you, you stuck the directions at such a fucked up place and expect us to use our eyes to look for it? We ain't no GPS douchebag, fuck you man. We restarted the race and we were off again. Fucking had no more stamina and those triatheletes and canoe polo people were like fucking bulls, running non-stop. The whole race was around 15km and i nearly died when Ivan and I finished the race. Let me show you some pics.

Told you I was fucking tired.

Sunday:

Went to cut my hair. AND NOW IS MOTHERFUCKINGROTIPRATACHEEBYE SHORT. I did not expect it to be so short. I told the hairdresser to cut 1 inch off and it became 2-3 inches. Fuck it. Next, BBQ at Eugene's house. Yiyong, Lam, Yuliang, Warren, Glenn, Yisen, Zhengyong all went to play at the playground. And then, Lam fell down on his head. And when he stood up, HE FUCKING FORGOT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN THESE FEW DAYS. WHAT THE FUCK. He forgot the day and the date, how he fell down, who came for the BBQ and things that we tell him, after 2 minutes, he forgot everything we said. And the most important, he fordot he had exam the next day, and it was him who reminded all of them that there was a test tomorrow. Now he's at the hospital. Hope that its just a temporary loss of memory.

School starts tomorrow, fucking bored.

Finally, A Happy Post

Woke up at 12, went for Lifesaving training at 5 which was a killer(For my weight.). Try fucking swimming 2 laps and then tow a guy for another 2 laps, with my weight. You guys will fucking drown.

Met up with Jonathan, Val, Feng Rong and Van. Shan't elaborate.(Vansa, cheer up okay? My turn to ask you to cheer up LOL.)

Went to ICE3 to have a drink and then went home.

Should i cut my hair like oliver sykes? For your info, he's the lead vocalist for Bring Me The Horizon. Fucking awesome band. Let me show you his hair.

Fucking awesome hair he's got. But i'm not too sure whether i can carry this hair off. Cause i'm a fucking fat bitch.

I Lie Awake.

Fucking can't sleep.

Met up with Jonathan and Jeslyne to have supper. went to Prata House which Jonathan and I spent a bomb at. We fucking ate like there's no tomorrow. Jonathan ate 5 fucking pratas. I ate nasi goreng, chicken masala and 2 roti prata. We're fucking monsters. And while waiting for our food to be served, we debated over how they flip the roti prata. Whether they use their hands of feet. In the end, I think it was a draw, dosen't matter hand or feet, it's similarly dirty.(I'm fucking racist i know.)

Went to Ice3 to have ice-cream and liqour shake. Fucking spent 20+ there. Laughed and joke about sick stuff(as usual), and then went home.

Have to train for the Pinnacle race this coming Saturday. I'm gonna fucking die for this race. Training at 5pm later with Outward Bounders people. Think i'm gonna gym too. Muscles all sagging as if they were grandmother's boobs.

Enjoy The Silence

Pissed off when you try to plan something and people are just not fucking co-operative. Maybe i should learn how to enjoy being alone.

My Life For Hire.

Bored to death. Holidays without friends is like watching the same stripper do a striptease for you everyday, Boring.

Went out with Jonathan the fucking racist/guai lan kia/bastard. Went to wtach the B-boy competition at The Hereen. Kinda cool, but having to stand at the 4th floor, looking down at people flipping around and some flopping like fishes for nearly 4 hours was just totally exhausting. And when Jonathan plays games on his PSP, he becomes autistic, that is, living in a world of his own. Talking to him is like talking to the wall. Maybe even if I strip in front of him and dance like William Hung, he wouldn't even notice. Went home after that.

Pondering over what hairstyle should I cut? Anyone that has good suggestions can share it with me by putting it on the tagboard? But given my fucking round face, my choices are limited, I guess. To add on to my woes, I'm cash-strapped too. Maybe I shall work as a gigolo, big bucks, but who would buy a fat bitch?

Listening to a genre called metalcore. The lead vocalists all have wicked screams. To me, it's like a way to vent all your frustrations just by screaming, that's why i'm listening to metalcore. Life's boring. As my title says, my life's for hire. You want it, take it.

Maybe end off with some random shit i found that will cheer everyone up. "If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from constipation, does it mean that 1 person actually ENJOYS it?"

Holidays are fucked up.

Was supposed to go to the beach today, but due to a measly number of people going, we cancelled it. Not that I'm dulan cause some people fly kite at the last minute, its just that not meeting up with old secondary school friends will make us drift further apart from each other. And for me, I don't like poly life, so I do not have a lot of friends, which makes it more fucked up.

Talking about poly life, I just cannot fucking adapt to poly life. Its like fucking independant, I have to do almost everything myself. Teachers are like fucked up too. They just teach, get money, then fuck off. Next, there are fucked up projects. No need further elaboration
, it just sucks ass. I'm think when school starts and when we get back our results, the teacher will be like "Jiale, you have not been studying right?". And I'll be like"Yup, cause there are fucked up teachers like you that make me lose my mood to study!". Then followed by a middle finger and then a big FUCK YOU in your face.

Life's a bitch too. When i moved to Bishan, I was still a fucking small ignorant child, like maybe, 3 years old? So my mum had to merge 2 rooms into 1 so that she could take care of me. But now when I'm so old, sharing a room together with parents and my brother is like showering with a bunch of fucking naked people at the public swimming pool. No Privacy. And my fucking curious mum has a fetish to look ay people's MSN when something pops up. I think that is fucking rude. And she still asks me"Eh, what are they trying to say?" Fuck you, you don't read people's thing like that. What a wonderful mum. Thanks Mum, i needed that. You fucking nagged at me for going out till so late, but when I reach home, you start nagging until I sleep, and then start nagging again when i wake up until I leave the house. So why not save the trouble of you nagging at me by letting me go out till late and then coming home when you have fallen asleep? Logical?

Escaping from this 'hotel' (My House, obviously. I just sleep and eat here, so why not call it a hotel?) later. Should I go for scouts and the after that meet Jonathan to go watch the B-boy Competition? Can't make up my fucking mind. 2 weeks of holidays is just like having a quickie, it's fast. Shall talk more tomorrow, or should i say, later at night?

Another Fucking Long Post...

Haven't been freaking updating. Busy+Lazy=Fucked up.

I still do not know how to upload pictures and put links onto this fucking blog, if anyone sees this, please teach me. I'll make it up to you in bed.=)

Many things to post this time.

Firstly, fuck people who talk on Facebook. I got 800 unread messages and most of them are from Facebook saying that people are commenting on the picture. Fuck that. Just talk on MSN will you? Its fucking irritaing to recieve 40 messages a day from Facebook.

Next, diving camp. Although it was not very organised, it was a good experience. Diving's fucking fun. The camp was held from Sunday to Tuesday. First day was just all the ice-breaker games. Then, we headed for The Loft. Its kinda like a HDB. Its damn nice with air-conditioning. My group was awesome too. Second day was all about dive tryouts at the swimming pool. (yup, its in the swimming pool.) It was damn fun, having the new experience of breathing underwater. After the dive tryouts, my group went to NTUC to stock up on food and alcohol for later at night. Played fucked up games like truth or dare and King's club. Let me explain King's club. Let's say there's 7 people. So, we will have 7 cards, one King, and numbers from 2 to 7. So, whoever gets the King is the boss. So, the person with the King can say "2 licks 4 ass". So the person with the number 2 on his card will have to lick the person with the number 4 card's ass. So we drank beer, and played the game. I fucking kena a hell load of shit. My leg hair got bitten off, I got doggy-styled, I got licked, I got nipple-rubbed, I had to kiss ass, I had to kiss armpits, fuck that, bad day for me. So, i slept. Didn't drink vodka and johnnie walker with them cause i had no money....Damn.

Third day was just cleaning up of the place and then i went home. Met Yiyong and company and watched Drag Me To Hell and I didn't know they were watching 2 movies. So i only watched one and then went home.

Went for the race clinic for the Pinnacle. There was this fucked up thing called rope ascend. I fucked it up and failed it, only to find out that there's was a fucking hole in my hand. It's kinda like a blister withour the skin, it just ripped off while I was pulling the rope. Fucked up day for me. I wanted to play drums after that but, due to this fucked up injury, i stayed at home.

Never mind this, to end off on a happy note, When i was eating Cartel with Jonathan, the waiter gave us our soup. Fucking Jonathan threw the end of the baguette(how the fuck do you spell it?) into his soup and said "Excuse me, Why is my bread crumb so big?". LOL.

Sick like shit...

Firstly, Happy Birthday to Yi Yong!(Although it was like i dunno how many monkey days back...)I haven't been posting for a damn long time. Reason:1) Fucking lazy to update cause it's a pain in the ass to log in. I'm just lazy. 2) I got freakkin tests and i already screwed my INFA paper. 3) I'm sick as an ass wipe.

As all of you know me, i DO NOT study until the last minute. I dunno why, maybe it's just a fetish i got for studying at the last minute. For example, if i have a test on Saturday, i would study during Friday night and Saturday morning. And just right after the test on Monday, i fell sick. After the exam paper, i went out with Weichong. Just had no mood at that time cause i was really fucking sick, so we went home early. (Warning M18 content!) During my bus ride home, i was having fever, flu, cough and headache at the same time. How much more worse can it get? In the bus there was quite some people and there i was, slouching on the seat, sniffing away and making 'uuhhh' sounds. People either thought i was a drug addict or i was having an long orgasm.(Told you!)

The next day I went to see a doctor, prescribed me some medication and went home to rest. God, i felt like i was dying. My temp was like 38 degrees and the flu, cough, and headache was also a pain in the asshole. I'm feeling better now but the cough just sucks. Whenever i cough, i feel like my head is going to explode and detach from my neck and take off like missiles shot by North Korea. Sucky feeling.

Not going to talk anymore, cause i am still sick and now i have to drag my ass back to the bed and sleep.

2nd and still vulgar post...

Too tired to post these few days.....so i shall do a recap on the past few days.....

Still being vulgar cause mood is still fucked up...


Friday:
Went back to NP for my fucked up ITB project.....i don't wanna talk too much bout' that, cause it will fuck my mood. Went to play soccer with Tailim, Ivan and Gareth in the field, with gareth being a fucking dog, shaking his head cause he wants to show of his hair. I just wanna pull off all his fucking hair on his head. For your information, Gareth hair looks like an afghan hound's hair. If you don't know what dog is that, its the most fucking dumb dog in the world, but it looks goddamn handsome, but Gareth is not. I will pull his fucking hair out and he will change from a afghan hound into a hairless chihuahua. Went for OB after that, did some routine exercises and did knots. Damn Boring. After that rushed to Zhonghua Secondary School for the Combined Scouts and Guides camp. Rick suddenly came back, and fucked up quite a lot of stuff. Although we had to do a lot of shit, i enjoyed it. Me, Jeslyne, Yuting, Tailim, Ivan, Jonathan, Jianan, Fengrong and the afghan hound had mac on the first night. Fucking Jeslyne made me laugh with her "eh, xia yu liao" joke and i couldn't eat my big mac.

Saturday:
Did not sleep at all, played O2mania with Jeslyne and won her by a big margin. (She was too noob for me. Haha). Oh ya, and did i mention, NICHOLE CAME BACK FOR THE FUCKING CAMP!!!! She is so goddamn ugly, you ram her face with a van, i think she'll be prettier. Taken from Jonathan the fucking crazy joker during the camp:" If being ugly was a crime, she'll be most wanted". Fucking funny. I laughed my balls out on this on. So the second day was mainly about backwoodsman cooking, the gangshow and the night walk. the gangshow was quite a success. Many seniors came back to watch, including Regina the bitch which i totally hate. I think her hair sucks ass and after 6 months, her hair's still as sucky as nichole's face. I was in charge of the night walk, and nobody was scared. So i decided to scare people. I sat in the toilet, waiting for them to discover me and get a shock of thier lives. I also hid at the classroom block to scare people. The Sec. 3's are so noob, they couldn't even scare one person. so i showed them how. AND I DIDN"T KNOW THAT THE NEXT GROUP HAS NICHOLE IN IT, AND I GAVE HER A FUCKING SCARE OF HER LIFE! I think i got scared by her too. Her face was scary enough, and after i saw her get scared, her face was even scarier. I think she totally sucks. Not buying food for the seniors, and fucking her own guides in-charge up. What kind of senior are you? You can just fuck off and go be your nurse. I think that when she's a nurse, people will die instantly upon seeing her face. No need to buy equipments for euthanasia, just use nichole.

Sun:

Fucking craped with Jianan and Jonathan in the auditorium when everyone was falling asleep. Did the 'Caterpillar Competition" and laughed our ass out. And fucking Jianan fucking recorded me snoring away like a fucking pig. Thanks Jianan, i owe you one. Camwhored with all the seniors cause of Jeslyne the Camwhore. Will post picture after i figure out how to. Helped out in the scouts orienteering and then headed for mac with all the senior guides and scouts. On the way, i laughed fucking hard at something. JIANAN'S FUCKING HAIR ON HIS LEG HAS A SHADOW!!!! What the fuck, i laughed until i nearly fell on the road and my specs dropped on the floor. Ate and went home via the Circle Line. It was goddamn fast. I took like 5 mins to reach bishan, instead of the fucking bus ride that takes 30 mins. Went home, feeling very tired and slept at 12 cause i got school the next day.


Monday:

Fucking woke up late for school. Called Jeslyne to bus with me cause i know she will confirm plus gaurantee plus chop will be late. And i was right. Took a bus with her to school and then had microeconomics class for 2 hours and then that was then end of school. Went to school for just 2 fucking hours and then slacked with Yiyong at J8. Went home and found out i got no fucking key. So, i waited like for 1 fucking hour and my father appeared, telling me that he also got no key. FUCKING HELL. So had to go IMM to find my mother for the key. Ate some japanese food with my family and cousin and i got a fucked up remark from my uncle. "Do you know who's Lydia Sum?" At that point i know wad he wanted to say. With my fucking hair, i look like Lydia Sum. That just made my day. Yay i look like Lydia Sum. Fucking hell. Okay thats all for today, just need some sleep and prepare for another mundane and fucked up day in school.