My Life For Hire.

Bored to death. Holidays without friends is like watching the same stripper do a striptease for you everyday, Boring.

Went out with Jonathan the fucking racist/guai lan kia/bastard. Went to wtach the B-boy competition at The Hereen. Kinda cool, but having to stand at the 4th floor, looking down at people flipping around and some flopping like fishes for nearly 4 hours was just totally exhausting. And when Jonathan plays games on his PSP, he becomes autistic, that is, living in a world of his own. Talking to him is like talking to the wall. Maybe even if I strip in front of him and dance like William Hung, he wouldn't even notice. Went home after that.

Pondering over what hairstyle should I cut? Anyone that has good suggestions can share it with me by putting it on the tagboard? But given my fucking round face, my choices are limited, I guess. To add on to my woes, I'm cash-strapped too. Maybe I shall work as a gigolo, big bucks, but who would buy a fat bitch?

Listening to a genre called metalcore. The lead vocalists all have wicked screams. To me, it's like a way to vent all your frustrations just by screaming, that's why i'm listening to metalcore. Life's boring. As my title says, my life's for hire. You want it, take it.

Maybe end off with some random shit i found that will cheer everyone up. "If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from constipation, does it mean that 1 person actually ENJOYS it?"